Web 3.0 Semantic Web, google and Web4.0

The last rant of the night.
The guy I derided for writing about web3.0 and the sementic web is back-patting himself and quoting another uneducated person who read his post, who writes ‘first non-sarcastic mention of web3.0 in the wild’
OMFG THE GUY PWNS!!!!!!!!!!111
Seriously, write the most codshit content, I mean article, I mean, blog? report? news? [...]

Another dim witted twat

http://www.twit.tv/2006/09/22/a_cast_by_any_other_name
This guy wrote ‘I propose’ in the most gratuitous and offensive way. Despite this, under most laws murder is still frowned upon. Anyway, the person who really could be dropped from out gene pool…
Intermission
hey, you, liberal type, don’t read my writing with disdain, I am just a happy go fucking lucky eugenics subscriber, which is [...]

podcasts == casts

Hurrah. hail me as the new prophet of hyperhype.
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propose that we rename podcasts to ‘casts . we will save 3 bytes, or even 12 bytes depending on your encoding, each time we write it. and three keystrokes (if you drop the apostrophe!!)
imagine, you can surmise that the dropping of the ‘pod’ was a silent protest [...]

Podcasting and more people trying to claim fame for suggesting alternatives

Fuck them all, an insurgence of people jumping on the bandwagon as the warm protein sacks of mucus suddenly decide enmass that the word podcast is unsuitable.
I left this comment on someone blog. It is frustrating because the very reason I was irked at the word podcast, the fact that glibbering sacks of fatty tissue [...]

I need to invent a new word

Like shakespeare did. It will mean a hyped up word, with little substance, a series of nouns turned into some bastard noun/verb.
A word evryone uses, but is always ill applied, a word that is more complicated than what it means. A word that is becomes more than its definition.
Like:
podcasting
blogging
Yep.

Apple to sue over podcasts?

haha, I made a SEO title, I feel dirty….
http://www.ericrice.com/blog/?p=114#comments
Hate to break it to everyone but the cute little lingo that we make up because we are Oh So Precious Techies? It’s horse shit. Why? We’re easily twice that long into blogging and I spend time every day explaining what a blog is to someone who [...]

Xenoglossophobia

We Will Not Be Silent – badly translated and copied into 14 languages. Please send me more accurate translations. Please copy paste to your blog. Also install the font packs for your own chance to see the lurvly foreign looking characters. Bask in your renewed sense of xenoglossophilia.
我们不会是沈默的
我們不會是沈默的
wij zullen niet stil zijn
nous ne serons [...]

Random things in the first 3 hours of the day

A 70 year old man scorning a 17 year old girl for carrying a cup of coffee on the public mode of transport that so elegantly carries my biomass to and fro my place of joy. A closed polystyrene cup, with polyeurathene lid. Cold coffee at that.
Forearm hair. Again. Lucky I have developed a fencing [...]

Forearm hair and closing supermarket

I love the feeling of shopping after they announce the supermarket is closing.
You can casually wander the aisle grinning at the panic stricken faces of the deviants who patrol the aisles asking you to hurry up.
Then risk it all, say you forgot the milk, and walk slowly towards dairy, picking up items you don’t even [...]