“I’ve seen a man of far-sighted courage put America on a war footing and protect us against a brutal enemy in a dangerous conflict that will shape this new century,” Rove said. “I’ve seen a leader respond to an economy weakened by recession, corporate scandal and terrorist attacks by taking decisive action to strengthen the economy and create jobs.”
Once upon a dreary day, the gray cells of Bush’s advisers were working. Ol’ Georgie boy himself was catatonic in his usual state of alertness, smiling a half smile, allowing his head to bob around foolishly.
Not that Bush was overly aware, but the topic of this meeting was how to draw more media attention to praise on Bush’s stint as a ‘pwesidentie’, as Bush likes to call himself.
Merely having random quotes wasn’t working, they needed a scandalous envelope, get the media attention, and delivery a sinisterly crafted appraisal of Bushes blood soaked joy ride of office.
Letting his buddy go on holiday early and take a nice backhand of cash was easy. People were waiting for some scandal, they left the reasons abiguous.
In a media baited announcement the co-conspirator delivered his speech:
“OMG I LOVE BUSH!”
So, media. You were had.
Leaving to spend more time with family? Try: Leaving to boost popular post-office rhetoric, and flavor the language for describing Bush’s stint. After he goes, it is all final, and you know the criticism can be heaped on without a chance of changing the results of his actions.
See more of this damage control in the future. See Bush walk onto the stage in a leather jacket to rock music. Then shoot the fucker in the head.
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