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So, you thought, man, that guy is a sassy frood, I bet he likes to skydive while juggling penguins, or paraglide from the back of stampeding elk.

I do like those things, and if you like them as well, we can discuss the elk migratory patterns and how best to get these creatures to stampede, or indeed, how best to petition the olympic commitee to include the rapidly growing sports in the next line up.

Or, perhaps you read something that enraged you, caused your heart rate to increase, palms to sweat, browse to furrow. You know, that is good. Anger slowly kills you, and knowing that people outside my outside the box world are dying because of my innocent quips gives me more reason to wake up every day, that is of course if you believe the conspiracy about sleep.

So my fellow bags of organs and blood, wrapped in oily leather, let your fingers dance the spastic tango on the keyboard and let me delete your emails at my whim and not give you a second thought

print.wordpress.com@gmail.com – please mark the subject ‘elk paragliding’ or ‘juggling penguins’, and animal right activists, feminists, vegetarians or people who live in France any French people living anywhere, or those who harbor French people, are not allowed to email me. So don’t fucking do it.